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Once upon a time in a magical world, there was a beautiful princess. Her name was Panda Peach. Her majestic pink dress shined in the sunlight. The folds of her fat, flapping along with her dress. Though she may have been beautiful, she could never find the prince right for her. She thought she might never find the prince for her...    But that all changed, when she met Jon. Jon was an adorable Canadian with blue eyes. He smelled of moose, just like your average Canadian. His curly hair was covered with his beanie. As soon as Panda Peach saw him, she was in love.    "Excuse me sir Canadian, what is your name?"    "Jon. And why the fuck do